A Mufti sat next to a Reverend on a flight.
The Rev asked the Mufti:
What is your occupation?
Mufti: I'm into big business
Rev: But what business exactly?
Mufti: I deal with God
Rev: Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem with
you Muslims: you oppress your women.
Mufti: How do we oppress women?
Rev: You make your women cover up completely and you keep them in the
Mufti: Ah. I have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY
Rev: What? How can one oppress money?
Mufti: You keep your money hidden away,
in wallets, banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you
display it in public if it's a beautiful thing
Rev: It will get stolen, obviously.
Mufti: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value
the true worth of women far, far more. Therefore, these precious jewels
are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity.
Thank God We Are Muslims